1. |
Celestico
02:09
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Pretty little maiden, fair and fashion eager
Wearing shutter shades and sporting wedge sneakers
Met a bonny boy in drop pants and crocks
Took him down the city road to meet a pretty fox
The pretty fox growled when it saw the bonny boy
Probably disturbed by his scary fashion choice
Out came Georgie Porgie and the maiden ran away then
the three wrestled on through the night and through the day
The clock struck 12, and the clouds filled overhead
Out came a boy in a crystal studded belt
A dame in a bubble jacket whipped out her chopper
Chip chop, chip chop, the last one is dead
Chip chop chip chop, up went the chopper
Chopper chopper, shocker shocker
Chip chop chip chop, up went the chopper
Chopper chopper, shocker shocker
Chip chop chip chop, up went the chopper
Chopper chopper shocker shocker
Chip chop chip chop, up went the chopper
Chopper chopper chopper chopper
Shocker shocker shocker shocker
Happy Lady Lockhart dressed in Sunday best
Oversized jumpsuit and showing off her breasts
Ran into a Duke wearing pastel head to toe
Everywhere the Duke went, the lady had to go
The lady took the Duke to a pub along the river
And there the two dined on quails eggs and livers
In walked the bubble dame and caught the two together
Out came the chopper and the crowd squealed in pleasure
Chip chop chip chop, up went the chopper
Chopper chopper, shocker shocker
Chip chop chip chop, up went the chopper
Chopper chopper, shocker shocker
Chip chop chip chop, up went the chopper
Chopper chopper, shocker shocker
Chip chop chip chop, up went the chopper
Chopper chopper chopper chopper
Shocker shocker shocker shocker
The moral of this story is a lesson to remember
Some fashions die, they ain't meant to last forever
Wind pants and girls jeans don't look good on men
And a cold-shoulder top ain't a girl’s best friend
If you're going down the city road you'd better take care
Cos' the bubble jacket dame just might catch you unawares
Chip chop chop chop up above your heads
Chip chop chop chop, the last one is dead
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2. |
The Rabbit Hole
02:47
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Why is he looking?
Why that expression?
Oh shit...not again!
Ok, face recognition quiz:
Except I have no fucking clue who that is!
Office, gym, semi-celebrity?
Oh, I'm not really getting any chemistry
Only white noise coming to mind
I can’t fucking help it if I'm face blind
Wow what an ass, I feel real crappy
Smile and nod and act real happy
Neck the wine and take a breath
Challenge him with a fight to the death?
I'm slipping further down the rabbit hole
What's the best way to play this scenario?
'Hey, hi there how’s it goin?'
And fucking move on
'Hey, hi there, you're looking good'
I’m very much needed in the other room
Oh shit...not again!
Except I have no fucking clue who that is!
Oh, I'm not really getting any chemistry
I cant fucking help it if I'm face blind
I'm slipping further down the rabbit hole
What's the best way to play this scenario?
'Hey, hi there hows it goin?'
And fucking move on
'Hey, hi there, you're looking good'
I’m very much needed in the other room
Life is meaningless, life is meaningless
life is meaningless, my eyes are dead
Life is meaningless, life is meaningless
life is meaningless, my eyes are dead
Life is meaningless, life is meaningless
life is meaningless, my eyes are dead
Life is meaningless, life is meaningless
life is meaningless, my eyes are dead
I’ll probably get it
Need some parameters
Never had problems with cartoon characters
I'm not saying, you're not exceptional
Just not remotely memorable
Ok, I get it, but I'm not the freak
So don’t come over all ‘high school clique’
Let’s try to keep disdain inside
No reason not to be polite
Why is he looking?
Why that expression?
Oh shit...not again!
Ok, face recognition quiz:
Except I have no fucking clue who that is!
Office, gym, semi-celebrity?
Oh, I'm not really getting any chemistry
Only white noise coming to mind
I can’t fucking help it if I'm face blind
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3. |
Zombie Posers
02:42
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Zombie posers don't connect with the evidence
Zombie posers gonna make you regret
Feeling like a creepy circus phenomenon
Zombie posers gonna laugh at the end
Zombie posers looking like my oblivion
Zombie posers fucking hate you today
Disappearing in the flesh of humanity
Zombie posers fashion victims of hell
We're searching for reflections
Waterfalls straight to the eyes
What have I become?
Turn off the lights tonight
We're searching for reflections
Waterfalls straight to the eyes
What have I become?
Turn off the lights tonight
Zombie posers don't connect with the evidence
Zombie posers gonna make you regret
Feeling like a creepy circus phenomenon
Zombie posers gonna laugh at the end
Zombie posers looking like my oblivion
Zombie posers fucking hate you today
Disappearing in the flesh of humanity
Zombie posers fashion victims of hell
We're searching for reflections
Waterfalls straight to the eyes
What have I become?
Turn off the lights tonight
We're searching for reflections
Waterfalls straight to the eyes
What have I become?
Turn off the lights tonight
We're searching for reflections
We're searching for reflections
We're searching for reflections
We're searching for reflections
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4. |
Oh Ooh
02:44
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Oh ooh, oh oh oh
I used to write love songs
Oh ooh, oh ooh
one thousand years ago
Oh ooh, oh oh oh
I recall just black nails done
Oh ooh, oh ooh
And whores down on the floor
Talking about the way they felt bad
Talking about their sad way to be cunts
And how many times they felt so lonely
And how many times they felt misunderstood
Spouting off about graceful swallowings
Why the fuck they couldn't have shut their mouths then?
So they finally realized they were dead drunk
Puking up their souls on my new shoes
Bow the fuck down bitches
'Cos now all my dreams have come true
Now I hit the bars with my dwarf
And sometimes we're too drunk to fuck
Oh ooh, oh oh oh
I used to write sad songs
Oh ooh, oh oh
Pickin' up sad buttless cunts
Oh ooh, oh oh oh
High heels but nothing more
Oh ooh, oh ooh
They couldn't even walk on those
Talking about the way they felt bad
Talking about their sad way to be cunts
And how many times they felt so lonely
And how many times they felt misunderstood
Spouting off about graceful swallowings
Why the fuck they couldn't have shut their mouths then?
So they finally realized they were dead drunk
Puking up their souls on my new shoes
Bow the fuck down bitches
'Cos now all my dreams have come true
Now I hit the bars with my dwarf
And sometimes we're too drunk to fuck
Bow the fuck down bitches
'Cos now all my dreams have come true
Now I hit the bars with my dwarf
And sometimes we're too drunk to fuck
Bow the fuck down bitches
'Cos now all my dreams have come true
Now I hit the bars with my dwarf
And sometimes we're too drunk to fuck
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5. |
Don't Talk
03:00
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I'm liking how this feels a little bit awkward
I know you're not into my favourite songs
I don't care about that, or how I'm being forward
Please please tell me all of it
Just don't make it too long
We wouldn't be here if we didn't both want it
I hope that's the truth and I didn't get it wrong
Stay where you are, don't move and stop talking
I'll go and get drinks now I need something strong
Don't talk just kiss me
Don't talk just kiss me
Oh god I wish we
Oh god I wish we could do that again
Don't talk just kiss me
Don't talk just kiss me
Oh god I wish we
Oh god I wish we could do that again
Just kiss me
In some other universe you would lay me down
I probably would not get up from the ground
I'm four steps away now, why are you still speaking?
I liked it before I could only hear breathing
Knots in my stomach I'm about to blow
I'll have one more drink then I really must go
Don't talk just kiss me
Don't talk just kiss me
Oh god I wish we
Oh god I wish we could do that again
Don't talk just kiss me
Don't talk just kiss me
Oh god I wish we
Oh god I wish we could do that again
Just kiss me
Just kiss me
Just kiss me
Just kiss me
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6. |
Party Animals
01:57
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Friday late night, open up the place
Gonna rock hard putting on my best face
Got the cash so meet me at the liquor store
Throw it in the back, this tiger gonna roar
Party animals party animals
It's understandable
Get your dance on
Party animals party animals
It's understandable
Get your dance on
Dropping pills and, lickin' popsicles
Spin a ride out, anything is possible
Burn the house down, gonna happen anyway
Gonna get laid, drinking hard lemonade
Party animals party animals
It's understandable
Get your dance on
Party animals party animals
It's understandable
Get your dance on
Party animals party animals
It's understandable
Get your dance on
Party animals party animals
It's understandable
Get your fucking dance on
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7. |
Fuck Off And Die
02:42
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When you speak it's like nails down a blackboard
Did you know that your breath makes me cry?
Put your hand up again to dismiss me
Off you go now, just fuck off and die
Look at yourself, so dull, so useless
Liar and thief in do-gooder disguise
Rattle on about visions and missions
Spouting out shit that you fully plagiarized
Look at me I'm so fucking bohemian
My kids never watched TV all their lives
Look inside at the senseless stupidity
Fuck me, I'm so uninspired
Can't you see I've got shit loads of work on?
Micromanage within an inch of your life
Come again with your 'no fucking problem'
And I might top myself this time
Look at me, I’m so humanitarian
Only backstab and shit on my peers
Look around at this senseless stupidity
Piss on all of you to boost my career
The way you pat my knee is far too distracting
How come I turn around and you’re in my way?
I know it turns you on, the pain you’re exacting
Who are you really? you’ve got nothing to say
Fuck off and die, go shit and vomit you live a lie (repeat)
What a place, what a shameful atrocity
Thick as pig shit, eternal monotony
A cold shaft when you come stand behind me
Why d'you do that? it’s so impolite
When you speak it's like nails down a blackboard
Did you know that your breath makes me cry?
Put your hand up again to dismiss me
Off you go now, just fuck off and die
Fuck off and die
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8. |
Not Sorry
02:51
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It's like my favourite word
For the mundane, and for the absurb
At least two times an hour
You stepped on my foot
You pressed just hard enough
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
I couldn't go for drinks
I really needed a minute to think
I looked at you and sneezed
And you spilled coffee on my knee
About the pouring rain
And I was like, 30 seconds late
You're acting like a dick
I never really liked, your profile pic
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
1-2-3-4
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Do you know what?
I'm not sorry
Yeah, I said it but I'm really not sorry at all
Do you know what?
I'm not sorry
Yeah, I said it but I'm really not sorry at all
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Got drunk and then talked shit
Because I've been a mega hypocrite
I went and drank alone
You wanted out but, I didn't go
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
I told that tale again
'Cos I've got, sex upon the brain
I pushed you out of bed
And I once wished you would drop dead
I went and told on you
I said your shit rocked, when it really blew
I'm not a cut above
'Cos I was born with
All of this love
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
1-2-3-4
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Do you know what?
I'm not sorry
Yeah, I said it but I'm really not sorry at all
1-2-3-4
Do you know what?
I'm not sorry
Yeah, I said it but I'm really not sorry at all
1-2-3-4
Do you know what?
I'm not sorry
Yeah, I said it but I'm really not sorry at all
Do you know what?
I'm not sorry
Yeah, I said it but I'm really not sorry at all
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9. |
Have You Ever
02:26
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Have you ever seen my movies?
Have you ever read my books?
Have you ever lived in Bali?
Have you ever killed someone?
So you
You know, nothing
Have you ever seen my movies?
Have you ever read my books?
Have you ever lived in Bali?
Have you ever killed someone?
So you
You know, nothing
Why do you have to be so loud?
I fucking wish you’d shut your mouth
Don’t you have any other lines?
You’re working hard at talking shit
One day you’re gonna drown in it
You won’t get out of there alive
Just kiss my fucking asshole
You’re fucking joking right?
I’m gonna break your fucking face with something
Get off my case, you’re dead to me
Have you ever seen my movies?
Have you ever read my books?
Have you ever lived in Bali?
Have you ever killed someone?
So you
You know, nothing
Have you ever seen my movies?
Have you ever read my books?
Have you ever lived in Bali?
Have you ever killed someone?
So you
You know, nothing
So, why don’t you?
(break your fucking face with something)
Suck my, finger
So, why don’t you?
(break your fucking face with something)
Fuck my, finger
Why do you have to be so loud?
I fucking wish you’d shut your mouth
Don’t you have any other lines?
You’re working hard at talking shit
One day you’re gonna drown in it
You won’t get out of there alive!
The mouth is moving up and down
But I just try to block it out
You’re clearly talking with your dick
You’re trying to get me into bed
I’d rather break your leg instead
Deluded twat, you make me sick
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10. |
Time Machine
03:05
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That's my invention
I made this time machine
Primed and designed for
Connecting space and dreams
My maiden mission
Back to 1988
It's my ambition
To fix my worst mistakes
It's parked out back now
It's ready to engage
Just can't get to it
'Cos my day is all arranged
Gonna spin it out soon yeah
Get oh so far away
Better in the afternoon
But defo not today
Destroying space and dreams
Destroying space and dreams
Yeah that's my invention
I made this time machine
And when I find the time
It will fix up all my dreams
The problem is though
Got a really busy week
Got full on Tuesday
And Wednesday's looking bleak
Didn't think it through then
Couldn't think this would cause stress
Wanna get back there though
Gonna get me outta this mess
My maiden mission
Back to 1988
It's my ambition
To fix my worst mistakes
Destroying space and dreams
Destroying space and dreams
Destroying space and dreams
Destroying space and dreams
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Electronic-Synth-Punk. A Dadaist slant with a pinch of absurdity. Bikini Death Race are a panda on bass, a cat singing and a curious fella in a crash helmet accompanying them at the machines. Their second album ‘Refrigerator’ releases 17 September 2021. ... more
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